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Frank W. Abagnale, alias Frank Williams, Robert Conrad, Frank Adams, and Robert Monjo, was one of the most daring con men, f***ers, imposters, and escape artists in history.

In his brief but notorious criminal career, Abagnale donned a pilot's uniform and copiloted a Pan Am jet, masqueraded as the supervising resident of a hospital, practiced law without a license, passed himself off as a college sociology professor, and cashed over $2.5 million in f***ed checks, all before he was twenty-one. Known by the police of twenty-six foreign countries and all fifty states as "The Skywayman," Abagnale lived a sumptuous life on the lam-until the law caught up with him.

Now recognized as the nation's leading authority on financial foul play, Abagnale is a charming rogue whose hilarious, stranger-than-fiction international escapades, and ingenious escapes-including one from an airplane-make Catch Me If You Can an irresistible tale of deceit.

The Fledgling

The Pilot

Fly a Crooked Sky

If I'm a Kid Doctor,Where's My Jar of Lollipops?

A Law Degree Is Just an Illegal Technicality

Paperhanger in a Rolls-Royce

How to Tour Europe on a Felony a Day

A Small Crew Will Do-It's Just a Paper Airplane

Does This Tab Include the Tip?

Put Out an APB-Frank Abagnale Has Escaped!

Afterwork and Q&A with the Author

Frank W. Abagnale，the founder of a secure-documents corpo-ration based in Washington,D.C.,lectures regularly worldwide.He lives in the Midwest with his wofe and three s***.

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毫无疑问，一个男人生命中的其他年龄段总有理智被***吞噬的时候，但维度后青春期阶段没有这样的说法，比如满脑子的胡思乱想，当看到性感的小妞时更加变本加厉这类的。当然，十五岁的我对姑娘们还是知道点儿的，比如它们生来和男孩的构造不一样。但让我具体明白这些的，是在改装福特车后的某一天。我在等一个红灯，发现一个姑娘盯着我和我的车看。她看到我注意了她，便开始朝我挤眉弄眼，搔首弄姿。突然，我就开始神魂颠倒，她突破了我的防线。我记不得她是怎样进了我的车，记不得她上车后我们去了哪里，但我记得她的温柔、爱抚、体温、身上的丝绸、甜美的芳香和无与伦比的欢愉。我知道，我找到了一个真正能让我乐在其中的身体接触运动。她对我做的事能使蜂鸟离开芙蓉，斗牛犬挣脱锁链。

我并不感慨今天人手一本的关于妇女权利的大部头书籍。当亨利.福特发明T型车时，女人们就已经松掉腰带，上路追求她们的“权利”了。

女人成了我唯一的弱点。我同她们寻欢作乐，不厌其烦。我早上醒来满脑子都是姑娘们，睡下的时候满脑子还是姑娘们。所有可爱的、长腿的、美艳动人的、如梦似幻的、令人陶醉的姑娘们。从太阳升起到月亮升起，我搜索侦查。和我比起来，唐璜对于女性的迷恋程度算轻的。我对性感女人着了魔。

在第一次和美女亲密接触后，我自己也变得非常有魅力。女人并不一定都是昂贵的，但即便再开放的姑娘也时不时会希望来点汉堡和可乐，以便补充体力。只不过，我赚的钱并不够支付我的蛋糕，我得想点儿办法，在财务上搞点儿花头。

在二十一岁之前，我曾经是拥有超过250万美元财富的大富翁。我***每一分钱，然后挥霍：精致衣料、高级美食、豪华酒店、妖娆美女、高级名车，以及其他声色之物。我在欧洲各国的每一个首都都开过派对，在南美洲、南太平洋、***，以及非洲最惬意地区的各个著名海滩上沐浴嬉戏，寻欢作乐。

可这种生活并不轻松。虽然我并没有时时保持警觉，但还是预留了各种后路。我在住所的边门、消防通道和房顶上打造了很多逃生出口；我在五年内换掉的衣服比大多数人一辈子需要的衣服还多。我真是比奶油蜗牛还要油滑。

奇怪的是，我从未有过罪恶感。当然，我完全知道，我是一个罪犯。我被当局和新闻记者描述为：全国屈指可数的最聪明的空头支票***犯、狡猾诡诈的艺术家和恶棍、一个可以拿奥斯卡金像奖的骗子。我对于行骗及装模作样有着惊人的天赋，有时甚至会被自己的表演和诡计惊到。但我从未在任何时候欺骗过自己，我时刻知道自己是小弗兰克?阿巴格内尔，是一个骗子，一个冒牌货。如果哪天我被抓住，我不会得什么奥斯卡，我只会进监狱。

这个医生总结下来，说我的犯罪倾向极低。换句话说，我离恶棍十万八千里。纽约有个条子为了抓住我费尽心思，当他看到这个结果时嗤之以鼻。“这个专家肯定是在开玩笑，”他嘲笑道，“这个骗子***了几百家银行，住过全球将近一半的酒店，并拿走了一切，除了床单；欺骗了在天上飞的每一家航空公司，还包括他们的空姐；开出的空头支票足够贴满整个五角大楼的外墙；还办起了一所***的高等院校；在***两百多万美元的时候，他让二十多个国家的警察看上去就像一群傻瓜。他这叫低犯罪倾向？那他要是高犯罪倾向的话会去做什么？抢劫诺克斯堡①？”

① 诺克斯堡，位于美国肯塔基州，美国重要的军事基地，也是美联储的金库所在地。

I was reluctant to leave that Utah Utopia, but I could find no valid reason for staying. If I lingered, my past was certain to catch up, and I did not want these people's image of me to be tarnished.

- How did your final conversation with your father affect you?

- My father died while I was in prison. I neve***as able to tell him how sorry I was, how much I loved him, how much he meant to me. Because I was in prison, I wasn't even allowed to attend his funeral. The Bureau of Pris*** felt I was an escape risk and denied my funeral visit.

- ... Do you think France's system is preferable to America's? Is Perpignan still in operation?

- The French pris*** will never change, but the older i get, the wiser I get. Maybe the French have the best system. They believe that when you commit a crime, you are punished. You are removed from society and its privileges. You are confined. It is not a comfortable living environment. It's not meant to be. ...

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Frank Abagnale was possibly the world's most talented con artist. A high school dropout, Abagnale amassed milli*** of dollars by passing bad checks, playing the role of an airline pilot (including actually flying commercial airplanes), a pediatrician, a lawye***ho worked for the state attorney general, and a college professor at Columbia University. He tells his own story here, detailing his outrageous scams with candor, gusto, and a wicked sense of humor.